Stupid Words

Normally I hate when people talk about words they hate. For example, the other day I was listening to how this one particular dimwit hates this whole trend of using the word “methings“. Really. You hate the word methings? This new, crazy, internet word me-things…not the old English METHINKS? Gah. I swear just being in the vicinity of this twat made me lose brain cells and gain bad cholesterol.

I actually don’t mind slang. In fact, I kind of like it. However, what does get me riled up is when really idiotic media people create stupid, asinine words because they think it’s so amazing and trendy to blend two words together. Brangelina. Benifer. Sexting. Here’s two I’m going to combine: Fuckoff.

And what’s worse is when they develop and morph these already stupid words into new versions of stupid words. The latest one I’ve noticed:

Chexting: To cheat on your significant other via sexy text messaging (sexting!)

I’ve decided to preempt all these butt plugs (blugs?) and come up with a few possible morphings of this really annoying trend.

Tyranasaurus Rexting: Texting about creationism verses evolution.

It could happen...

Flexting: Sending pictures of your noodle-arms via text message.

Sup, tough guy?

Chexting: (alternate meaning) texting about shitty breakfast cereal.

Delicious and questionably nutricious.

Hexting: Placing curses and/or hexes on unsuspecting cell phone owners.

Gigity.

Perplexting: Texting while drunk and incapable of making any kind of coherent statements.

Vexting: Constantly annoying others with your persistent texts. That shit costs me 30¢ a pop, bitches.

I'm so God damn VEXED!

Czechsting: Pokud čtete tento, ty jsou česky!

Smrdíš jako lejno!

Techsting: 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01000110 01010100 01010111 00101110 00100000 01010000 01110111 01101110 01100101 01100100 00101110 00100000

Nerd.

Ok, do we all have that out of our system now?

Carry on.

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~ by Andrea on May 4, 2010.

4 Responses to “Stupid Words”

  1. You, my sister, crack me up! I laughed so hard reading this, and then I read it again! Hahaha. Love it.

  2. Ha ha ha……

  3. My favorite is the tyranasaurus rexting!

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