Cliff Claven Presents!

Happy Friday everyone! It’s time for another edition of Cliff Claven Presents!

Cliff Claven Presents....

Don’t you hate when doctors call you and leave cryptic messages about blood work and “needing to talk” at your “earliest convenience”.

What’s up with that?

So, shit. Apparently something else has come up in my blood work/x-rays. What? Well, why would I know? I get a message at 7:30pm telling me to see the doctor at my earliest convenience. Awesome! Maybe I have cancer of the everything!

UGH. Is all I have to say.

Tomorrow morning I’m body checking any people in front of me at the doctor’s office. Screw you and your cough due to cold. I need to know what ails me, bitches.

Realistically, I’m hoping it’s something I already know about, that this doctor just doesn’t know I know about. Like my B12 issue. Or my thyroid thing.

Keep your fingers crossed people.

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~ by Andrea on June 3, 2010.

12 Responses to “Cliff Claven Presents!”

  1. The last time I got a call like that my doctor told me that my pregnancy wasn’t viable and that my baby had horrible disformities….I now have a perfectly healthy almost two year old. Bastards. Good luck, now go have some IBS and feel better.

  2. Good luck! Hope all’s well.

  3. Be sure to update us today. Also, let me know if it’s contagious before I see you next. thanks. πŸ™‚

  4. Give a sista a bo-jangle at work and let me know how you’re doing!!

  5. How is the health care system up in Canada? Most of what I hear is from people here in the U.S. who like to use the word socialism as a comma so I’m always interested to hear what people who actually use it have to say.

    • Actually, I wouldn’t trade it for anything! It costs me nothing to see a doctor, have tests, blood work, etc. even if I have no insurance. Most prescription meds are also covered (w/o insurance) or at least available at a reduced price. Sometimes there is a wait-like this morning, but it was just a walk-in clinic, so it’s to be expected. If I have to pay some taxes so people don’t lose their homes over medical bill, well just call me a commie pig!

  6. Also, please don’t die and return as a zombie or else you’ll give further credence to Ms. Grump’s theory that we are going to be wiped out by an apocalypse of the undead.

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